A Great Pootastrophie

So. I bought a new brand of diapers the other day. I got the Pampers Easy Ups. I liked them, until I realized that Easy ups are also easy downs. Yesterday morning, Mary came marching out of her bedroom stark naked. Thankfully, we could not find any messes. We were not so lucky at nap time today. The poo, it was everywhere, accompanied by its good friend urine. No more easy downs in this house, I think. I hope we survive through the bag that we've already opened.