Thursday, September 07, 2006

Just For Goody

You asked, and so you shall receive.

The Doodlebop Pledge. (Keep in mind that the following is recited loudly and rythmically while marching around waving flags that match the colour of one's clothing)

Ahem.

We promise to share, we promise to care, all together as a team!

Just stick to it! We can do it! We can do anything!

Stand tall, say it loud, we're together and we're proud!

Deedee, Rooney, Moe! (Those are the doodlebops names, you see. Each one shouts their name while proudly waving their personal flag in the air above their head.)

After reciting the pledge, you should run wildly around leaping over furnature and doing cartwheels.


Aren't you glad you asked?

5 comments:

Emmett said...

Odd. That's exactly the same as the Gay Pledge.

Goody said...

Hmm, those "personal flags" they're raising...red are they?

I love it-so cooperative!

Raven said...

I thought the gay pledge had less furniture leaping, and more... um.. other things.. afterwards.

Anne R. Key said...

Oh, no, Raven, there is plenty of furniture leaping during the Gay Pledge. In fact, ideally, it should be recited while leaping over a rare turn of the century Arts and Crafts movement lyre-back chair with wicker seat, found in a fabulous little antique shop just off the highway near the orchid farm, do you know the one?

In the Gay Pledge, though, the flags are all rainbow coloured.

Emmett said...

--- and they're FAB-ulous!