Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Update

The constipation, it is not getting better. In fact, it's getting much worse. Today at Julio's Barrio, we were enjoying a lovely marguirita, when Mary started up with her usual pooping faces. All was going well, when suddenly her eyes got really big, and she let out this blood curdling scream. Im certain I heard glasses smash from the kitchen. I grabbed her, and hurried her to the bathroom, and when I took off her diaper, I saw that she had laid a large, solid, green egg. The worst part is that it was quite bloody also. Poor baby. I know that I would have cried passing something like that too. We have thrown out the remainder of the nasty formula that didnt help her spit up problem at all, and are feeding her apple juice. Hopefully this wont turn into a chronic problem. Really, I cant decide if I prefer this, or the diarrhea that shot up her back and into her hair. At least the diarrhea didnt hurt her as much.

In other news, Ian had the day off today, and we went out and spent far too much money on stuff for the baby. We bought a mobile for the crib, a mirror thing that ties to the side of the crib, a nightlight, a new light switch cover with teddy bears on it, a couple of outside lights to replace the crappy ones we have out ther now, and some formula and cereal for Mary. You will notice that the majority of the products we bought were for the baby. Everything we do is for the baby, and she rarely appreciates it...still, we strive to please her. One day she will reward me with something more than a smile and poo.

4 comments:

Emmett said...

Yeah, she'll reward you with some loathsome boyfriend, a pregnancy scare and she'll run off and join the Army after having a screaming match with you over her poor school grades. Or maybe I have an overactive imagination...

Starlin' said...

Under. Don't forget how high the percentages are these days for self-mutilation and eating disorders in teenage girls...

~ Star

Anne R. Key said...

More poo!

Anonymous said...

Whatever happens it would serve you right for eating at Julios's Barrio. It's evil!

Eman