1. With the condition our plumbing was in, it's amazing that our house has not up and floated away long ago.
2. Plumbers are incredibly messy, destructive people.
3. Plumbers are not paid to clean up after themselves.
4. Even the best baby turns into a screaming monster after only 5 hours of sleep in a night.
5. The plumbing is just the tip of the iceberg in this house.