Here it is, the survey for the gift exchange. So much fun!
If I could get away with it, I'd steal Anne R. Key's Creativity and abillity to write coherently, because damn it, it should be mine.
I sometimes buy Tattoo's (I know, please don't mock me) magazine, because I lust after a new tattoo for my leg.
If you came over to my house to play and broke my Purple crayon, I'd be a little bit mad at you forever.
The colour orange should only be used in fungal remedy packaging or if human waste were to be redesigned.
The colour green, any shade of green makes my heart feel like it is full of happy kittens frolicking in a sunny, grassy meadow.
The Hippity Hop Music makes me break out in gooberous pustules (or else I just don't like it, but I'm too nice to say it.)
Clowns and the dentist give me the heebie jeebies and I might need to seek therapy if I even think about it further.
I love the feel of my cats fur so much I have a primitive urge to stick some down my pants (not really).
No one should have to watch me eat Creme Brulee, because really If I were eating some in private, I'd be quite a pig about it.
I would rather chew tinfoil and shave my head with a cheese grater than eat green peppers or olives.
I DO follow recipes because I'm anal that way.
For Marla, "White Shoulders" perfume will always smell like her laid-out dead grandmother. I feel that way about _________________________.
If I could, I'd perfume my own farts and those of my loved ones with the scent of Vanilla.
I have TOO MUCH useless junk, I'm such a pack rat, and not enough books, never enough books.
Gadgets are for weirdo's.
When people have kind, sweet and nice things about me, they're usually talking about I can't think of anything. I guess they're talking about how gosh darned humble I am.
I can't be upset if people dis me about over-reacting to things, because it's true.
If I could have any talent in the world, I'd choose the ability to write and use it to write childrens stories.
You are given an hour and twenty dollars to spend in one of these places, childfree. Choose one, or write your own:
A candle store. I neeeeed more smelly candles.
And here's the last chance to make sure that you're not going to get a "Jelly of the Month" club membership when you're expecting your bonus for a swimming pool:
It is important to me that the items chosen for me _______________.
If I could suggest that you read only one post from my archives, this would be it: _____________________________
If I were to name the Holiday of my choice for this exchange, it would be: Christmas, of course!